Santa is Evil

So I had my first "Christmas light watching" experience yesterday. It was pretty exciting and I really loved seeing all the lights. But then I spotted Santa out the window! I started to growl at him and Melanie said it was just a piece of wood painted to look like Santa. But I swear I saw him move...so I kept my eye on him until we drove on. Then later Rudolph with that silly red nose jumped out and tried to attack us, so I started growling and barking at him! Melanie and her friends thought it was hilarious, but I was really serious about protecting them!