Vet blues

So today I had to go to the vet...yuck! He looked nice but I didn't trust him one bit and I nipped at him, not foreseeing the consequences. Then I saw the error of my way when they put this funny thing on my snout! I couldn't even open my mouth then. The rest of the exam when fine, although I couldn't wait to get out of there! Good news...I don't have mange!!! Also he said I was quite trim for a pug. I guess he could tell I've been working out. He thinks I am definitely a pug mix, but the pug is so strong that he can't tell what else I am! That's good cause I just want to be a pug...nothing else!