Confessions of a Peculiar Pug

I'm a left leg peeer. I tell people I am ambidextrous and can lift either leg, and while that is technically true I have a definite left leg bias. Sometimes I have to turn around to properly pee on a bush, pole, tree or fence. Strangely when I pee in the grass (ie no vertical surface), my leg still pops up and hovers about the ground. Plus in this special situation I sometimes switch which leg is lifted mid-stream. Gottta keep it real people!