Sorry Excuses

Today Melanie got something called a "fooo shod". I have not idea what this is or what this entails, but she said her arm is sore. And she refuses to pet me!!!! I politely asked if she could use her other arm, but she said that is her "moousing" arm and she overworked it at the office today. So here I sit with no one petting me....I"m so unloved!