My New Bed

So, one great consequence of Melanie starting a new job is new furniture, especially my new bed. Melanie thinks this is her bed, but we both know that whoever takes the most space up on the bed owns it. Hence, the new bed is MINE!!!!! In fact, some nights I try to push Melanie off my bed so that I can truly stretch out my legs and achieve complete relaxation. A Zen state can only be achieved by laying in the very center of the bed, ideally with my head resting on a pillow. Sometimes Melanie wakes up a little grumpy about my nightly exploits, but I don't really care cause my new bed ROCKS!!!!