Edit--I am a bad boy

So Melanie is making me, as part of my punishment, denounce my earlier claim of being a good boy. I had an accident that wasn't really an accident yesterday evening. That's right I did it on purpose to express my displeasure at being left alone, out of my crate for an hour while Melanie went to dinner. When she discovered it she was very upset at me :-( I tried to get on her lap and apologize but she would have none of it and banished me from the couch for the evening. So it is with regret that I inform you, my virtual fan club, that I, Jaxson Murphy am a BAD boy.